aka the M.D.S.C. Party Wagon

How can you describe a true original? The one and only? Let's just say that this battle wagon has seen more miles of Midwestern road than your grandmother... and we mean that as an insult... to your grandmother. These days you hear all sorts of "facts" and "figures" being tossed around by the talking heads on TV. Right now, here's the only fact that matters: Montezuma's Revenge has made more roadtrips than you can count and while she has returned with many a wounded man, she has yet to flat-out lose a single occupant to any roadtripping hazard. There's rumors that she can seat fifty men. Fifty-two if they're drunkards. They say she was built out of solid steel, carved from a mountainside...carved by strong, bare-chested men with bristling biceps the size of beer kegs. That's what "they" say anyway. Personally, we've always thought that last part of the legend sounded a little queer. The truth of the matter is that this barreling trooper is 100% pure American, in-your-face, road-paving, trail-blazing disaster.

And remember: Skateboarding is not a crime.