I. History and Tradition
In the year 1206 a quriltai of Mongol elders unanimously elected a new tribal chief. Over a very short period this chief united the nomadic clans of the Mongolian steppe lands. Fueled by this man’s fury, tens of thousands of fully-armored, horse-riding Mongol soldiers cut a path of bloody terror across Asia, Arabia, Africa and Europe. Within a few years, one bloodthirsty man brought the world to its knees under his reign of tyrannical terror. This man was Ghengis Khan.
Wherever Ghengis Khan went, death and destruction followed. Towns were pillaged and burned. In their place, Ghengis Khan constructed giant pyramids made entirely of human skulls. Ghengis Khan was adept at forming temporary alliances as a false show of good faith, but he had no problems betraying and dispatching those that attempted to stand in his way.
Was Ghengis Khan the founder of MDSC? Most historians say “doubtful.” In fact, it is far more likely that instead of creating the Mike Ditka Street Crew, Ghengis Khan created a Mongol law system called “the Great Yasa.”
II. The Greatest Decade; the 1980s
In the city of Chicago, many differing elements were battling amongst
themselves, to the unfortunate detriment of all. Mohawk-bearing Jim McMahon was
raising eyebrows and lowering the quality of Bears football with his errant
throws. William Perry’s nickname was “Broomstick.” A veritable midget at the
time, the “skinny kid in baggy shorts” as his neighbors knew him, was not yet a
dominant force in the NFL. Walter Payton? Well, quite frankly, he was then and
always will be “Sweetness.”
And yet, a man of great passion and spirit was elected to unite these forces of tribal division. Suddenly Jim McMahon’s passes found their targets, William Perry became “The Refrigerator,” rumbling his way to touchdowns and sacks, and Walter Payton finally had the backup he needed. Led by one fiery leader, these athletes became part of the greatest sporting team the world has ever witnessed. The team was the ’85 Bears. Their leader was Mike Ditka.
The extent of Coach Ditka’s love for Chicago was as great as his hatred for Astroturf and sports domes. When the Bears made their first appearance at the new Houston Astrodome, Ditka strapped on a pair of roller skates, skated onto the field and declared: “Indoor domes should be used for roller rinks.” Now that’s emotion, and that’s how much he loved the city of Chicago.
If Coach Ditka were a boyfriend, he would be the kind that steals your car in the middle of the night, takes it to a body shop and gives it a new coat of paint and a brake job. So maybe he didn’t steal your car after all. Maybe he cared about you more than you could ever understand at the time. Maybe you should stop all the accusations of late-night romantic flings and just accept that he loves you more than you will ever know. That’s what kind of boyfriend Coach Ditka would be.
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III. Downfall and Reunification: BBQ, Booze and Boobies
Legend and contemporary folklore shroud the true story of the formation of the Mike Ditka Street Crew. Anthropologists and historians have been able to point out a few of the social factors that contributed to the formation of the notorious group.
After winning the Super Bowl, Ditka’s Bears began the rapid descent into decadence. Over time they slipped out of Chicago’s collective consciousness. Soon afterward, the post-Cold War, post-Jordan era dealt a harsh blow to the morale of millions of Chicagoans. The breakup of the ’98 Bulls tore out the metaphorical heart of the city in a move reminiscent of that very creepy voodoo scene in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. The city was left divided and confused.
For further evidence, historians next point to an event known simply as “The ‘M’ Family Annual Chili Cook Off.” Cultural anthropologists will say that there was some rare combination of squirrel and venison chili that led to the outbreak of ideas. Federal authorities blame the abundance of alcohol found at the festivities. Local rumors say that a man who was as tall as a tree, as strong as a bear and as bald as the morning sun started the process. Other rumors suggest that the ideas were brought forth by a maiden of great beauty and unimaginable intellect. Still others say that the events were centered around a man known simply as “Mr. ‘M’.”
Whatever
the cause, no one can dispute that the phenomenon known as MDSC hit the Chicago
area like a tidal wave—and it could not have struck at a more opportune time.
Much as the FMLN National Liberation movement of Nicaragua adopted Augusto
Cesar Sandino as their inspirational figurehead, MDSC took on the greatest
figurehead of all time—Da’ Coach himself. Rooted in the Socratic ideals of
free-flowing booze, pillaging and partying, the undertakings of the Mike Ditka
Street Crew spread faster than a bad case of the clap.
Today MDSC’s dedication to Da’ Coach, Da’ City and Da’ Crew is unrivaled in the free world. Their actions stand as a testament to the power of ideas and the potential of the inebriated mind. Circling the wagons won’t do you any good. MDSC is coming. Baby.