Hear Ye! Hear Ye! This be a formal declaration of the existence and motives of the illustrious, nefarious and notorious SAIL CRÜE

Preamble

We, the members of Sail Crüe do hereby ordain and establish the formal existence of Sail Crüe. We have formed an organization for the purposes of sailing, pyrating, searching for booty and other things of the sort. The organization shall be structured in such a way as to resemble a pirate crew or gypsy hierarchy, however, as we work to pillage and plunder on the high seas (or freshwater lakes), we will work toward bettering ourselves and others.

 

Article I

Members must be sailors in body, heart and soul with no exceptions. They must also be interested in pirates and be deemed "seaworthy" by the majority of other members.

- The Andrew Subclause -

Seaworthiness is a character trait that shall be determined on a case by case scenario

 

Article II

Members should make a wholehearted attempt to be the best pirates they can be. This includes, but does not limit them to: Searching for Plunder and Booty, Making and Hiding Treasure Maps, Burying Gold Dubloons, Performing acts of Treachery, and Avoiding a Stay in "Davey Jones' Locker."

 

Article III

The use of proper terminology is formally encouraged. Any man who calles a line "a rope," shall be hung by his toenails from the foremast for a time of no less than three sunrises and sunsets. The use phrases such as "Yar" and "D'Ahoy," is also encouraged. These words should be used when it is deemed so appropriate.

 

Article IV

Members are strongly encouraged to keep up to date with current events while also learning more about past historical events. Members are therefore urged to become more "cultured."

- Subclause -

Becoming cultured should never stand in the way of pillaging, plundering, searching out booty or causing treacherous mayhem.

Signed in blood, this day of the Lord,

The Aforementioned Members of Sail Crüe